Monday, March 3, 2008

An Open Letter to the TV Boston Bruins

Dear TV Boston Bruins:

I don't often watch you, as you have become a shadow of what I used to enjoy about you. I have heard, through written reports, that you have once again been performing at a level that is considered mildly acceptable, and tonight I decided to watch.

You managed to completely destroy any hope that I had in you by giving up FIVE GOALS IN LESS THAN TWENTY MINUTES.

Please do not do this again. Just to be safe, I'm going to once again stop watching. I'd appreciate it if you, in turn, once again stopped sucking.

Sincerely,
Andrew

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