Showing posts with label Headlines. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Headlines. Show all posts

Sunday, December 6, 2009

Right Idea, Wrong President

Maybe if it was one President-not-elected-by-the-people asking another President-not-elected-by-the-people someone would listen... but unfortunately 2001 George Bush is not available for comment.
Maybe you should get yourselves ready. Just an idea.

Friday, July 24, 2009

What You're Callin' The Cause I Call The Cure

I promise this will be my last bit on this, but this is the best idea I've heard on this topic so far (and I kind of wish I had thought of it). I hope they have their beer, and the rest of us can start to freak out about something else.


Thursday, April 2, 2009

Monday, February 11, 2008

The Flip Side...

And then there are those times you wish the video wasn't available.



Five words I never though I'd say as a Boston Bruins fan:

Get well soon, Richard Zednik.

Saturday, February 9, 2008

No word on the status of the Sheriff, who was rushed to the ER with a gunshot wound...


In other news I'm spending the day in Keene... and as Meghan would say, its a "KEENE time!" which in no way makes sense, as keen is an adjective for sharp or acute of mind, but I suppose any enjoyment she finds in coming with me is a bonus.
I just finished Bill Simmons mail bag and i have to say, with each passing day, I find last sunday to be a little easier to handle. Still, I have to wonder, what if Asante had caught that ball... oh well.
But just in case you forgot what it felt like, here's the call, one more time, when they should have made that tackle on Manning (I'm pretty sure this is the actual footage from standard definition tv, however its hard to tell).

Friday, February 8, 2008

In a related story, I left the bathroom relieved.


What this story fails to mention is that he entered the race a black Jewish communist, however the Republican factory fixed him.
Sadly, this model was defective - apparently it was too good at "managing things". Not that I was a Romney supporter, or fan, or anything, but after 8 years of the current administration, don't you kind of want someone that can "manage"? Even if he's not a charismatic leader, well, isn't it still better than a complete dope??

Thursday, February 7, 2008

Times I Wish CNN Video Actually Showed What it Said it Was Going to Show

One of my greatest disappointments in life is that every time I go to CNN, there's always a leading headline that is only in video form, and you think "WOW, I WANT TO SEE THAT!!". And then you find out that what was cool at first is really a lousy video of someone talking about the really cool event. This annoys me to NO END. I'm officially petitioning CNN to either deliver the goods, or stop teasing us. Case in point:

So tell me, how exactly did they figure out that the baby was thrown 300 feet? Did someone take out one of those measuring wheels and walk it off? Or did they get those construction crew guys to come out with their meauring tri-pod thing and figure out how far it was from Point A (liftoff) to Point B (miracle landing spot). My guess is that the baby was tossed about 10 feet by his older brother, and one town hick told the other town hick some grand story of a flying baby, and now its on CNN.
Of course, we'll never know. Because CNN WON'T SHOW THE VIDEO!!