In a related story, I left the bathroom relieved.

What this story fails to mention is that he entered the race a black Jewish communist, however the Republican factory fixed him.

Sadly, this model was defective - apparently it was too good at "managing things". Not that I was a Romney supporter, or fan, or anything, but after 8 years of the current administration, don't you kind of want someone that can "manage"? Even if he's not a charismatic leader, well, isn't it still better than a complete dope??